Comment frá Carson í QEFTSG
"It's all fun and games until somebody gets SARS!!"
"Crouching tiger, hidden dragqueen"
Thom: I feel like there are things crawling all over me... Carson: There are, it's called scabies.
"In other words, don't get your panties in a twist, jackass!"
"People say I look like Ellen Degeneres"
"Great, we're gonna be out of season by the time we get there!"
"Oh my God! You put a living room where the crack den used to be!"
Hmm, that's it for now lol. Over to you guys!
*There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character!*
Salad shooteeerrr!
"He said divine, he IS gay!"
"I've never felt so uncacausion in my life!"
"Look, I'm Pam Grier!"
"Wow, he's acting gayer than I do..."
"Jesus Christ, Superstar!"
"Why are you Poeurto rican and I'm darker than you?"
"Put some shoes on, you look like a hillbilly."
[Talking to a shirt in a glass case] "Mommy's gonna get help!"
"What are we, the five fags from IBM?"
"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."
"I see straight people!"
Ted: Carson, this cheese was made by nuns. Carson: Ohh praise Cheesus!
recently on Graham Norton...Carson played a little game in which Graham would show pictures of an audience member making a face like they were having sex..and then by looking at that picture everyone guessed who, out of a group, was their lover. The first pic they showed was of a girl laying on a bed...looking like she was moaning... Graham made the comment that she looked pristine without even a hair out of place... Carson said "she doesn't even have any fillings. *pause* Well, not in her mouth..." this was the look Graham gave Carson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/rar3kain/carson%20on%20graham/102-0281_AUT.jpg
and this is Carson saying, I feel so naugty...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/rar3kain/carson%20on%20graham/102-0282_AUT.jpg
Carson: Where'd you get this? John: Um... Kmart. Carson putting his hand over John's mouth: Don't use that kind of language around me.
Thom: You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed. Carson: I know. Feels like old times.
Carson: We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.
Ted and Carson move a counch toward the window Carson: Are we really throwing it over? Ted: Yeah. Carson: Okay. Don't throw like a girl.
Carson: Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.
Thom: You're looking cute there, Punkin. Carson: He really is. Can I keep him? Please?
Carson: Everytime a gay baby is born, a drag queen gets his wings!
Carson: He's far too calm. Maybe I shouldn't have given him all that lithium.
When he and George K. (the Greek Fabio) were shopping, Carson was showing George some pictures of guys in certain clothes to give him ideas of what he'd look good wearing. He said: "These are some things I pulled out while I was thinking about you...actually, I pulled something else while I was thinking about you!"
When he was going through Steven Smith's (the VJ for Fuze) clothes and saw all his cargo pants, he says "why so many cargo pants? don't you have an office to keep things in?" and Steven says "No, I keep everything in my pants" and Carson says "Now that's something I don't want to hear!!!!"
Going through an ugly apt. and picking up an ugly barstool to throw on the pile: "Here's a stool sample!"
"Jhujhing in the rearview mirror is a major cause of car accidents!"
"Crouching tiger, hidden dragqueen"
Thom: I feel like there are things crawling all over me... Carson: There are, it's called scabies.
"In other words, don't get your panties in a twist, jackass!"
"People say I look like Ellen Degeneres"
"Great, we're gonna be out of season by the time we get there!"
"Oh my God! You put a living room where the crack den used to be!"
Hmm, that's it for now lol. Over to you guys!
*There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character!*
Salad shooteeerrr!
"He said divine, he IS gay!"
"I've never felt so uncacausion in my life!"
"Look, I'm Pam Grier!"
"Wow, he's acting gayer than I do..."
"Jesus Christ, Superstar!"
"Why are you Poeurto rican and I'm darker than you?"
"Put some shoes on, you look like a hillbilly."
[Talking to a shirt in a glass case] "Mommy's gonna get help!"
"What are we, the five fags from IBM?"
"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."
"I see straight people!"
Ted: Carson, this cheese was made by nuns. Carson: Ohh praise Cheesus!
recently on Graham Norton...Carson played a little game in which Graham would show pictures of an audience member making a face like they were having sex..and then by looking at that picture everyone guessed who, out of a group, was their lover. The first pic they showed was of a girl laying on a bed...looking like she was moaning... Graham made the comment that she looked pristine without even a hair out of place... Carson said "she doesn't even have any fillings. *pause* Well, not in her mouth..." this was the look Graham gave Carson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/rar3kain/carson%20on%20graham/102-0281_AUT.jpg
and this is Carson saying, I feel so naugty...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/rar3kain/carson%20on%20graham/102-0282_AUT.jpg
Carson: Where'd you get this? John: Um... Kmart. Carson putting his hand over John's mouth: Don't use that kind of language around me.
Thom: You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed. Carson: I know. Feels like old times.
Carson: We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.
Ted and Carson move a counch toward the window Carson: Are we really throwing it over? Ted: Yeah. Carson: Okay. Don't throw like a girl.
Carson: Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.
Thom: You're looking cute there, Punkin. Carson: He really is. Can I keep him? Please?
Carson: Everytime a gay baby is born, a drag queen gets his wings!
Carson: He's far too calm. Maybe I shouldn't have given him all that lithium.
When he and George K. (the Greek Fabio) were shopping, Carson was showing George some pictures of guys in certain clothes to give him ideas of what he'd look good wearing. He said: "These are some things I pulled out while I was thinking about you...actually, I pulled something else while I was thinking about you!"
When he was going through Steven Smith's (the VJ for Fuze) clothes and saw all his cargo pants, he says "why so many cargo pants? don't you have an office to keep things in?" and Steven says "No, I keep everything in my pants" and Carson says "Now that's something I don't want to hear!!!!"
Going through an ugly apt. and picking up an ugly barstool to throw on the pile: "Here's a stool sample!"
"Jhujhing in the rearview mirror is a major cause of car accidents!"
Ætli þetta sé tilviljun??!!
Abraham Lincoln var kjörinn á þing 1846. John F. Kennedy var kjörinn á þing 1946.
Abraham Lincoln var kjörinn forseti 1860. John F. Kennedy var kjörinn forseti 1960.
Lincoln and Kennedy eru bæði 7 stafa nöfn.
Konur beggja misstu barn á meðan þau bjuggu í Hvíta húsinu.
Báðir voru skotnir á Föstudegi, -báðir voru skotnir í höfuðið.
Einkaritari Lincoln hét Kennedy.
Einkaritari Kennedy hét Lincoln.
Báðir voru myrtir af Suðurríkjamanni. Suðurríkjamaður tók við af þeim báðum.
Báðir sem tóku við hétu Johnson:
Andrew Johnson, sem tók við af Lincoln, var fæddur 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, sem tók við af Kennedy, var fæddur 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, sem myrti Lincoln, var fæddur 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, sem myrti Kennedy, var fæddur 1939.
Báðir morðingjarnir voru alltaf kallaðir sínu fulla nafni, nöfn þeirra beggja eru 15 stafir.
Lincoln var skotinn í 'Kennedy' leikhúsinu. Kennedy var skotinn í Lincoln bifreið.
Booth flúði úr leikhúsinu og fannst í vöruhúsi.
Oswald flúði úr vöruhúsinu og fannst í leikhúsi.
Booth og Oswald voru báðir myrtir áður en þeir voru dæmdir...
Abraham Lincoln var kjörinn forseti 1860. John F. Kennedy var kjörinn forseti 1960.
Lincoln and Kennedy eru bæði 7 stafa nöfn.
Konur beggja misstu barn á meðan þau bjuggu í Hvíta húsinu.
Báðir voru skotnir á Föstudegi, -báðir voru skotnir í höfuðið.
Einkaritari Lincoln hét Kennedy.
Einkaritari Kennedy hét Lincoln.
Báðir voru myrtir af Suðurríkjamanni. Suðurríkjamaður tók við af þeim báðum.
Báðir sem tóku við hétu Johnson:
Andrew Johnson, sem tók við af Lincoln, var fæddur 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, sem tók við af Kennedy, var fæddur 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, sem myrti Lincoln, var fæddur 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, sem myrti Kennedy, var fæddur 1939.
Báðir morðingjarnir voru alltaf kallaðir sínu fulla nafni, nöfn þeirra beggja eru 15 stafir.
Lincoln var skotinn í 'Kennedy' leikhúsinu. Kennedy var skotinn í Lincoln bifreið.
Booth flúði úr leikhúsinu og fannst í vöruhúsi.
Oswald flúði úr vöruhúsinu og fannst í leikhúsi.
Booth og Oswald voru báðir myrtir áður en þeir voru dæmdir...
Portúgal here we come, -the pepperduo ;P
http://heimsferdir.is/template3.asp?pageid=1000
Látlausa heimilið okkar Eyrúnar um mánaðarmótin maí/júní. Bara yfir blá morguninn, muhahahah, við sofum bara í ellinni!
Látlausa heimilið okkar Eyrúnar um mánaðarmótin maí/júní. Bara yfir blá morguninn, muhahahah, við sofum bara í ellinni!
Humm, nú er ég búin að fá það staðfest, 5 árum eftir í þroska
| You Are 21 Years Old |
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
What Age Do You Act?
Tékk itt át
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/stupid_users/index.html
Sumir ameríkanar, do-it-yourself tölvuviðgerðir!
Sumir ameríkanar, do-it-yourself tölvuviðgerðir!
Þegar maður hefur nóg fyrir stafni
Jæja, nú er maður aldeilis búinn að láta bloggið sitja á hakanum seinustu daga, enda er ég búin að vera á fullu í verkefnatörn. Í kvöld leyfði ég mér því að slaka aðeins á og horfa á imbakassann, uppáhaldið mitt, Fab5 var í gangi og þeir koma mér alltaf í gott skap. Ég hef annars ekkert frá merkilegu að segja í bili, var að setja inn nokkrar myndir á flickr, endilega kíkið á þær og kommentið. Ykkar HáEmm
p.s., svona fer fyrir þeim sem eru sóðar, taktu þetta til þín á Skerjunum, þessi mynd líkist ískyggilega því sem ég sá vaxa upp úr eldhússvaskinum hjá þér!
Gerast áskrifandi að:
Færslur (Atom)
