Comment frá Carson í QEFTSG

"It's all fun and games until somebody gets SARS!!"
"Crouching tiger, hidden dragqueen"
Thom: I feel like there are things crawling all over me... Carson: There are, it's called scabies.
"In other words, don't get your panties in a twist, jackass!"
"People say I look like Ellen Degeneres"
"Great, we're gonna be out of season by the time we get there!"
"Oh my God! You put a living room where the crack den used to be!"
Hmm, that's it for now lol. Over to you guys!
*There's nothing the matter with my face! I got character!*
Salad shooteeerrr!
"He said divine, he IS gay!"
"I've never felt so uncacausion in my life!"
"Look, I'm Pam Grier!"
"Wow, he's acting gayer than I do..."
"Jesus Christ, Superstar!"
"Why are you Poeurto rican and I'm darker than you?"
"Put some shoes on, you look like a hillbilly."
[Talking to a shirt in a glass case] "Mommy's gonna get help!"
"What are we, the five fags from IBM?"
"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."
"I see straight people!"
Ted: Carson, this cheese was made by nuns. Carson: Ohh praise Cheesus!
recently on Graham Norton...Carson played a little game in which Graham would show pictures of an audience member making a face like they were having sex..and then by looking at that picture everyone guessed who, out of a group, was their lover. The first pic they showed was of a girl laying on a bed...looking like she was moaning... Graham made the comment that she looked pristine without even a hair out of place... Carson said "she doesn't even have any fillings. *pause* Well, not in her mouth..." this was the look Graham gave Carson
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and this is Carson saying, I feel so naugty...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/rar3kain/carson%20on%20graham/102-0282_AUT.jpg

Carson: Where'd you get this? John: Um... Kmart. Carson putting his hand over John's mouth: Don't use that kind of language around me.
Thom: You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed. Carson: I know. Feels like old times.
Carson: We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.
Ted and Carson move a counch toward the window Carson: Are we really throwing it over? Ted: Yeah. Carson: Okay. Don't throw like a girl.
Carson: Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.
Thom: You're looking cute there, Punkin. Carson: He really is. Can I keep him? Please?
Carson: Everytime a gay baby is born, a drag queen gets his wings!
Carson: He's far too calm. Maybe I shouldn't have given him all that lithium.
When he and George K. (the Greek Fabio) were shopping, Carson was showing George some pictures of guys in certain clothes to give him ideas of what he'd look good wearing. He said: "These are some things I pulled out while I was thinking about you...actually, I pulled something else while I was thinking about you!"
When he was going through Steven Smith's (the VJ for Fuze) clothes and saw all his cargo pants, he says "why so many cargo pants? don't you have an office to keep things in?" and Steven says "No, I keep everything in my pants" and Carson says "Now that's something I don't want to hear!!!!"
Going through an ugly apt. and picking up an ugly barstool to throw on the pile: "Here's a stool sample!"
"Jhujhing in the rearview mirror is a major cause of car accidents!"